Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Honoring Tradition: Scrappy Dudes and Summiting Nudes

A tribute to scrappy dudes getting naked on summits

Dan Rothberg, David Fay, myself, Lone Peak, UT

The tradition's founder, Noah "Gotsteez" Gostout, atop Warbonnet, Cirque of the Towers, WY

Dan Rothberg, Lone Peak

 Dan, David, myself, Monster Tower, Canyonlands, UT

 Dan and David, Standing Rock, Canyonlands, UT.  Keep in mind the summit is about 20 ft square.
Note helmets and chalk bags for safety.

ritual slicing of the cantaloupe

all the necessary ingredients for a delightful summit picnic

An impromptu nude ascent of the final slab pitch of Argon Tower, Arches, UT

yarr!!! this climbing thing is driving me nuts!

Backcountry Nude ambassadors John Collis and David Fay, at work in the Bighorn Mountains, WY

strong work gentlemen.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Fear and Dehydration in Colorado's Biggest Hole

Fear and Dehydration in Colorado’s Biggest Hole
More adventures in the Black Canyon of the Gunnison
The Flakes V 5.10+ X

Early summer in Durango is great.  Blissful.  Idyllic.  A typical afternoon usually involves waking up from a sound nap and lounging in the shade of the yard behind Rowan’s house, drinking homemade smoothies and cold beer while watching birds flutter and the sky fade towards evening, maybe rallying for a pump-out sesh at the Golf Wall (our local overhanging grid-bolted limestone crag) as the day’s heat subsides, maybe discussing what to make for dinner and curling up with a book.  It takes a lot to pull me away from this eden, and for most sane people the thought of waking at dawn to descend into Colorado’s deepest chasm and claw our way back to top by our fingertips before dark is not in the least a temptation. 

For better or for worse, I’m not completely sane, and neither is Rowan Hill: esteemed baker of breads, do-it-yourself project enthusiast, and fellow cliff wrestler.  A strong boulderer, Rowan recently caught the fever of multi-pitch trad climbing.  Having climbed just a few multi-pitch bolted moderate routes in his Swiss homeland, he was game to come to the Black Canyon with his roommate Tucker Hancock and myself this May for a primer in climbing long routes.  We warmed up as a party of three with the pleasurable Comic Relief our first day, enjoyed Journey Home the next, and on the third I joined other friends on The Cruise while Rowan and Tucker demonstrated their quickly learned competence by climbing Midsummer Night’s Dream.  Not to be satisfied by a mere three days of grade IV routes, the pair returned the next weekend and sent The Cruise in good style.  I think back to my days of cutting my teeth on long routes, leading off-route on Castleton tower in the dark, untangling rappel ropes while dangling in the windy dark in Red Rocks, squinting desperately through hail at a stuck rope on the Diamond as night fell, stumbling back to Dan Rothberg’s car after midnight for the 12th time…I shake my head…

Ever since climbing Astrodog (V 5.11+) with Noah Gostout last June, an ascent which pulled Grade V out of the realm of dreams into the  possible, I’d been stewing on the idea of climbing The Flakes (V 5.10+ X), generally considered the ‘Dog’s technically easier, but more grueling and more dangerous, ugly brother.  While the grade seemed certainly manageable, the thing that kept me away for a year was the 5.9 X chimney halfway up the route.  I’ve climbed a lot of chimneys, and runnout is part of the game in most of them, but the idea of running it out that far, where a fall would be…not an option…was not something I liked to think about before bed.  However, after a solid season in the Creek and consistent hard cragging around Durango all spring, followed by three clean sends in the Black two weeks earlier, I could visualize myself up in that chimney and remain calm, palms dry.  I knew it was time to do it. 

Luckily, a man in mired in the clutches of climbing stoke is easily motivated to do ludicrous things.  All it took was a suggestive text message Friday afternoon, and Rowan and I were pouring over the guidebook that evening, discussing the rack.  “This will be a great intro to Grade V, man.” The realist voice: yeah right.  The justifying voice (climbers develop this one real well): he’s Swiss, he’s tough.

Saturday evening we jammed over HWY 550 through the rugged heart of the San Juan mountains past Silverton and on towards Ouray as the peaks slowly faded into crimson alpenglow.  A quick stop for gas and victory snacks (I’ve recently discovered the dark chocolate Mounds Bar) in Montrose and we were soon bedding down in a vacant campsite on the South Rim of Colorado’s biggest hole.

Rappelling into the Black Canyon takes a certain willing suspension of rationality.  At the rim you are safe, and in front of you is a 2000-ft deep chasm with a torrential river at the bottom and nothing but sheer walls out: danger.  Quick glance at the sun hovering over the eastern horizon, trace it’s arc through the sky to the west: it goes from there to there, we have that much time.  A gallon of water.  Gel shots with caffeine. 2 Clif Bars.  Headlamps.  We can make it.  The best way to start is to just throw the ropes and begin descending before your brain realizes what you’re doing and has legitimate grounds to protest.


We crushed out the rappels in 1:45 and began swinging leads up the first 4 pitches; soon I was scrambling up to Rowan’s belay beneath the infamous “X” chimney.  Sure enough, there it was: a gaping, gorilla-size fissure that kept going upward beyond the field of vision, no protectable features in sight.  I knew this moment was going to be like jumping off a cliff into water: if I contemplate the distance too long my brain will freak out and demand a truce; the only way to jump is to just walk up and jump.  I grabbed the rack, took a gulp of water and started stemming up into the void. 

Call it karma or the anthropic principle; the earth was built for climbers.  The first stretch of chimney, the widest, has a ladder of subtle face holds on one side and climbs like 5.7 up to a legitimate nut placement before the holds run out and I had to commit to pure chimney technique.  Soon I fell into the rhythm of work: scum knees, palms down, grunt, squirm.  Mental chatter refined to just the necessary: yes, this is just 5.9.  The friction’s pretty good.  At this distance the nut won’t help.  Keep my heart rate under control. I knew enough not to look down; at some point I looked up and saw the chimney continuing interminably, and I felt the first cold sweat of panic bead on my neck.  Reel it in, that’s not allowed. Focus on the present.  All that exists in the world: palm, knee, butt, heel.  Nuances in the weathered stone to push on.  In this mode, the movement became my meditation; focus kept fear at bay, on the outskirts of vision, like a bat fluttering by at dusk.  Time and distance passed, I was at a good rest within reach of a fortuitous chockstone, slung it, continued on. 

It’s a long pitch.  At one point I chose the tighter path for security and got stuck, burned lots of energy grunting and gasping, eventually accepted reality and retreated from the bottleneck by slithering downward, exhaling and relaxing my core for a second and sliding a few inches down…towards nothing.  At this point the work of progress had become so all-consuming that there was no room for fear, only the desire to escape the tight squeeze and gain the wider chimney where I could finally move…after much work I made it and was beginning to catch my labored breath when the whole canyon began to roar.  I perched there incredulous, wondering what calamity was occurring, expecting the walls to crumble, when of all things a fighter jet executed a sharp turn through the canyon and sped out of view, its gale-force rumble receding slowly with it.  Wedged in the crack, I envied the young man on a million-dollar joyride.  We took this unexpected visit to be a good omen, and with new resolution I began steadily progressing up to where the chimney widens adjacent to a small ledge. 


Tunnel vision is a phenomenon I often experienced in my first years climbing; while gripped on lead, I would sometimes miss a key foothold, a helpful stem, or a nearby crack.  That pitch on The Flakes I must have been mired deep in the tunnel, because somehow I looked at the gaping flare running up to an offwidth, glanced at the convenient ledge equipped with fixed gear, and decided that the pitch kept going.  I think the constant exposure and effort had reduced my mental state to base primate reactivity, the grim satisfaction of stomaching exhaustion and lunging into a foe again.  The sensation reminded me of paddling out into winter swells on the California coast, getting rocked by a wave and scrambling back onto my board in a churning chaos of foam, sizing up the next three incoming waves which I could probably not break through and paddling headlong into them anyway with gritted teeth.

I clipped the fixed gear and moved up into the flare, pushing further and further on smeared feet with half my back shoved into the wall, until I realized that things were really serious and it occurred to me that I’d passed the anchor.

“How much rope?”
“You’re out.”

It was still 10 feet to the offwidth, where I could place my biggest cam.  No way in hell I was gonna downclimb the flare.  Only one option makes things simple.  I hollered down “Simul!”  My mind went blank and I shuffled and smeared, jamming my shoulder and reaching my outside arm overhead to pinch the arĂȘte, until I reached the apex of the flare.  Body tight as a bow, I grabbed the behemoth #6 Camalot, reached up to the offwidth, and released the triggers to hear four soft clicks of the lobes nesting in place.  Suddenly the tension and nothingness washed over me like a wave!  I clipped the piece and fired up the offwidth walking the cam with me, the runnout was over!  It was grueling work, in hot sun now, but I remember floating up the stacks, arm-bars, and knee-heel cams as if in an effortless dream. 

Rowan cruised up the chimney with remarkable speed, and I was glad because the roof of my mouth was dry and cracking and he trailed the pack with our precious water.  He reached the belay dripping and exhausted.  My head was still shaken from the chimney lead but I found the resolve to lace up my shoes, grab the rack, and start up into the next pitch, the route’s first technical crux.  It was delicate and precise but well protected, and I pulled through into easier terrain and stretched the rope to the next ledge, then Rowan ran it up a fun pitch to the base of the pitch labeled “dreaded crux chimney” on the topo: pitch 10, an overhanging corner of mungy pegmatite leading up to the route’s crux.  It was 4 PM, we had a pint of water left, 400 or so feet to go, and we’d only eaten a cliff bar and some gel-shots each since 6:30 AM, for fear of drying out.  Nothing to do but go up.  The rock was rotten for a while but the climbing was fun, protection presented itself when I needed it, and the pitch flowed until the crux, which required pulling the roof that capped the dihedral. 

Fun Factor 1: fun at the time, fun to talk about later
Fun Factor 2: not fun at the time, but fun to talk about later

Now that I’ve passed through the initial growing pains of learning to climb, most climbs for me are solid Fun Factor 1.  Moments of fear certainly happen, but I’ve learned to quickly accept fear and transform it into focus and movement.  It’s been a long time since I’ve experienced the sickening sensation of mental exhaustion and despair that plagued my early climbing exploits, the prodding voice of cowardice which, recognizing that reality is scary and difficult, begs to escape, to wake up in some safe and fuzzy place, to find any reality other than the one happening right now.

High on The Flakes, suspended horizontally off of one hand with my last gear 6 feet beneath, staring up at a steep crack with a thousand feet of air beneath my back, that insidious voice whispered louder and louder within my skull.  The sum total of exhaustion, thirst, exposure, fear, and effort: the situation was just so hard.  I just wanted to give up, let go and wake up in some more sane reality, but I was starting to pump out and couldn’t afford to indulge that voice for long.  Contorting my feet to lock me in place, I managed to plug in a piece and summon a burst of power to surge upward towards good jams.  50 feet later I groped up to the belay and collapsed on the ledge, proper spent. 

At the belay after the crux pitch, spent.

Rowan also sent the crux pitch and was psyched to rack up for the last 5.10 pitch, which he styled.  The hard climbing over, we embarked up the last few hundred feet of broken terrain to the summit, somehow getting the rope stuck twice.  There’s nothing so frustrating as downclimbing featureless terrain searching for pro to anchor and un-stick a rope, mouth dry, lips cracking, with the lookout guardrail in plain sight 200 feet above.  Solely intent on reaching our water, we dispatched the problem as quickly as we could and shot straight up the last steep wall, which unfortunately looked “not that bad” but ended up being sketchy 5.9R on loose rock; at that point I didn’t care and just pulled for the top.  Mantling onto the canyon rim above the canyon bathed in golden light, I’ve never been so happy to flop on my belly on flat ground. 

At the car we sprawled, worn and beaten, on the pavement, indulging in sips of water and a celebratory Tecate and lime.  It took us 1:45 to rappel in and 12 hours to climb out; Rowan got his solid introduction to Grade V.  We slowly returned water and food to our tired bodies, watched the fading sunset dwindle on the canyon rim, and rallied for the drive back to Durango.

Topping out to the canyon rim at sunset. Photos courtesy T. Molnar

I guess this is what tired looks like